| Report for Chris Barnes | |
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| Pending stories | 3 |
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Deleted stories | 6 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
ok im noticing sumin wrong here.....how can a blind person type the story in the first place...if there blind!!??
Baz man was our maths teacher, and he would get purely abused by everyone in the class.
One lesson, he was helping some of the clever people in the class, when the class rebel [who's name I won't say for legal reasons] decided it would be hilarious to spit in his coffee. Now this lad [who we'll call Duke] was a keen smoker, and was incredibly unfit, so this lad coughed up the biggest greenest flem I've ever seen in my life, and that alone made my stomach turn, and imagine my discomfort when Baz Man necked the whole brew!
One lesson, he was helping some of the clever people in the class, when the class rebel [who's name I won't say for legal reasons] decided it would be hilarious to spit in his coffee. Now this lad [who we'll call Duke] was a keen smoker, and was incredibly unfit, so this lad coughed up the biggest greenest flem I've ever seen in my life, and that alone made my stomach turn, and imagine my discomfort when Baz Man necked the whole brew!
Also a way to stop any reversals
'Pinch, Punch first day of the month
Kick, Slap cant do it back'
'Pinch, Punch first day of the month
Kick, Slap cant do it back'
A variation on this used to be played at my school called 'Scarecrow Tig'
Where the person who was tigged, had to stand still like a scarecrow...arms out at the side and legs wide open.
For them to re-enter the game, sum1 who was not 'it' had to run a figure-8 between the 'scarecrow's arms and then dive threw there legs
Where the person who was tigged, had to stand still like a scarecrow...arms out at the side and legs wide open.
For them to re-enter the game, sum1 who was not 'it' had to run a figure-8 between the 'scarecrow's arms and then dive threw there legs
at my school we used 'Skip baby' in the same way to insult sum1 as to say they have no mum, but are WAY too fat to fit inside a test tube.
Other varietys included 'Crater baby' and 'Moon Baby'...didnt understand the Moon Baby one...but neither did they, so it was still funny
Other varietys included 'Crater baby' and 'Moon Baby'...didnt understand the Moon Baby one...but neither did they, so it was still funny
Cunting fucking christ.
Game played by usually 2 people, or more if they choose not to move off the bench
2 people wud both sit on a bench, and try and push the other person off the other side onto the floor just using the strength. If one of the contestants arses lifts off the bench then they lose.
Much more fun wen theres a 3rd or even 4th person/people sitting in the middle where u can both squash the middle people until they either move or cry. Games of upto 10 people werent uncommon...also sumtimes bags of the contestants were launched at said contestants heads to put them off
Once a lad in my class named Ross told us...not sure why, but he told us, that he had 'a pink flanel that he used to wank with'. He said that he used to clean himself with it..then return it to the bathroom, where the rest of his family wud use it when washing there faces etc.
Ross is a disturbed child and doesnt seem to find anything wrong with this
Ross is a disturbed child and doesnt seem to find anything wrong with this
During a Maths lesson in Year 10, Kyle Leonard asked if he could go to the toilet for a quick piss (not his exact words obviously) and the teacher let him. Nothing wrong there.
On his return from the toilet an annoymous (cus i cant remember) person noticed that Kyle had splashes of liquid on the top of his shoes, cue histerical pointing and laughing from everyone withing viewing distance.
Kyle desperatly tryed to persuade us that it was "water from washing my hands" but we were having none of it, he was ridiculed for the rest of the lesson, which turned into rest of the day....and then subsequently any time anyone went to the toilet during a Maths lesson they wud be greeted on return with chants of 'Piss Shoes'...even if there was no piss to be seen.....This lasted about 2 weeks wen we got bored and gave up
On his return from the toilet an annoymous (cus i cant remember) person noticed that Kyle had splashes of liquid on the top of his shoes, cue histerical pointing and laughing from everyone withing viewing distance.
Kyle desperatly tryed to persuade us that it was "water from washing my hands" but we were having none of it, he was ridiculed for the rest of the lesson, which turned into rest of the day....and then subsequently any time anyone went to the toilet during a Maths lesson they wud be greeted on return with chants of 'Piss Shoes'...even if there was no piss to be seen.....This lasted about 2 weeks wen we got bored and gave up
Dan Brown once tried (unsuccesfully) to hang himself using his school tie and trying to choke himself...but gave up when 'it started to hurt too much'....pussy
You lying fucker!! i watched the movie 'Waiting' the other week and youve just stolen this story from that film! stupid fuckwit