During a Maths lesson in Year 10, Kyle Leonard asked if he could go to the toilet for a quick piss (not his exact words obviously) and the teacher let him. Nothing wrong there.

On his return from the toilet an annoymous (cus i cant remember) person noticed that Kyle had splashes of liquid on the top of his shoes, cue histerical pointing and laughing from everyone withing viewing distance.

Kyle desperatly tryed to persuade us that it was "water from washing my hands" but we were having none of it, he was ridiculed for the rest of the lesson, which turned into rest of the day....and then subsequently any time anyone went to the toilet during a Maths lesson they wud be greeted on return with chants of 'Piss Shoes'...even if there was no piss to be seen.....This lasted about 2 weeks wen we got bored and gave up