Pinch-Punch, First of the Month
The application of a ?nipple-gripple? and dead arm on the first day of the month to the chant of "Pinch-Punch, First of the Month!".
There was also the quasi-sophisticated retort "A punch and a kick for being so quick." This implied that the pinch-puncher didn?t even know the appropriate time for such tomfoolery, and had gone blustering in like an overexcited toddler.
written by Jo*ny B*y, approved by Susan

Also consider 'A poke in the eye for being so sly'. Best to use your thumb for accuracy.
written by Ra*hel *rey, approved by Log