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| Summary | Exemplary Child |
Twatblanket; slang, sanitary towel.
Name given to possibly the most insane child ever educated.
Swore blind he had an Invisable Time Machine, which he would travel around the school in, battling monsters/demons/whatever with his laser fists. We were 16. A legend at my secondary school, he now works in GamesWorkshop.
Swore blind he had an Invisable Time Machine, which he would travel around the school in, battling monsters/demons/whatever with his laser fists. We were 16. A legend at my secondary school, he now works in GamesWorkshop.
The application of a ?nipple-gripple? and dead arm on the first day of the month to the chant of "Pinch-Punch, First of the Month!".
There was also the quasi-sophisticated retort "A punch and a kick for being so quick." This implied that the pinch-puncher didn?t even know the appropriate time for such tomfoolery, and had gone blustering in like an overexcited toddler.
There was also the quasi-sophisticated retort "A punch and a kick for being so quick." This implied that the pinch-puncher didn?t even know the appropriate time for such tomfoolery, and had gone blustering in like an overexcited toddler.