Fantastic punch performed on Kev Karman by Richard Allen with two pants wetting consequences:
On entering late to a PSE lesson, Kev was greeted by a tremendous punch to the left kidney from Richard, which caused him to collapse on to the floor and wet himself - leaving all those watching to wet themselves with laughter.
Moments afterwards, Deputy Headmaster Mr Kempton strode into the class and straight over the prone KK, telling to get up and stop clamouring for attention or something.
For weeks, months and then years after, every time KK entered PSE he was subjected to a low, menacing chorus of COOKERYpunch...COOKERYpunch...COOKERYpunch...COOKERYpunch...COOKERYpunch...
Great fun for all concerned, apart from Kev, obviously.