bmw
"Have you ever touched a BMW?" If you answer no, then it means you are too poor to have touched a BMW. If you answer yes, then it shall be revealed that BMW stands for Black Man's Willy. Hilarity, as ever, would ensue.
written by No*l Ga*dner, approved by Log
"Would you suck a black man's willy for a banana?"
"No."
"Would you suck a black man's willy for TWO bananas?"
"No!"
"Well what WOULD you suck a black man's willy for, then?"
"Nothing!"
Hilarity will ensue, as assuredly as night follows day.
"No."
"Would you suck a black man's willy for TWO bananas?"
"No!"
"Well what WOULD you suck a black man's willy for, then?"
"Nothing!"
Hilarity will ensue, as assuredly as night follows day.
written by an*ny*ous *ser, approved by Phil
If the response is a well-thought-out 'I wouldn't suck a black man's willy for anything', this can be easily (if unimpressively) counteracted with 'Oh, so you would suck it for SOMETHING then.'
written by Br*ndan *alk*n, approved by Log
As in:
"Have you ever touched a BMW"?
If you respond with a "No", you're a pauper, if you say "Yes", then it's:
"Urrrrrgh! You've touched a Black Man's Willy!"
"Have you ever touched a BMW"?
If you respond with a "No", you're a pauper, if you say "Yes", then it's:
"Urrrrrgh! You've touched a Black Man's Willy!"
written by Ga*zyk1*s No*e., disapproved by Susan
Similar to previous entry. Question is: "would you wash a BMW for £1,£5,£10 etc..." Ask until answer is yes. Slightly more humiliating as victim is said to have put a price on their "services".
written by an*nymou* user, disapproved by Phil
'Tis ironic to find that the girl I used to tease with the above mentioned questions is now in Pornography sucking black men's willys for a few grand a pop.
Maybe I should have boned her instead of teasing her with humorous abbreviations.
Maybe I should have boned her instead of teasing her with humorous abbreviations.
written by an*nym*us*us*r, disapproved by Mansh