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| Summary | Could Try Harder |
The name inexpicably given to Dermot Cassidy, a normal-looking, healthy and reasonably intelligent boy in my school. The entire school would sit around the walls of the gym for lunch. Every day without fail, young Cassidy would walk diagonally from the door at one corner of the gym to the school shop on the opposite corner to be greeted with a 400-strong chorus of 'Iiiiigoorrr! IIIiiigorrrr!', which continued for the duration of his journey.
If the response is a well-thought-out 'I wouldn't suck a black man's willy for anything', this can be easily (if unimpressively) counteracted with 'Oh, so you would suck it for SOMETHING then.'