slogs
The beatings delivered to a person who has just farted. The only way to stop the slogs (short of waiting for your beaters to become bored) is to recite the alphabet, forwards then backwards, then naming three teachers. Shouting "no slogs" immediately after farting offered some defence, but not if you were unpopular.
written by Gr*gste* , approved by Log
In our area (South London) you had to name three pubs and whistle in order to stop the beatings.
PS Beware saying 'No Slogs' in case the other person says it at the same time and 'jinxes' you.
PS Beware saying 'No Slogs' in case the other person says it at the same time and 'jinxes' you.
written by Mi*e Ale*an*er, approved by Log