rhymes, skipping
Natalie Nicholson did a poo How many dollops did she do? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9" etc...
written by An*n , approved by Log

Cinderella
Dressed in yella
Went to town to meet a fella
On the way her girdle busted
How many people were disgusted?
One, two, three ... etc.
written by an*nym*us*use*, left hanging by Log

Rhubarb and custard, green fig pie.

All mixed together with a dead dog's eye.

Spread it on a butty nice and thick.

All washed down with a cup of cold sick.
written by excluded pupil, disapproved by Mansh