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Ask the askee; "Do you collect stamps?" -- If yes, you get stamped on the foot. A more sophisticated variant is to ask the question: "Do you want a Shakespeare Stamp?" And when the victim says yes, shake him, "spear" him in the chest, and stamp on his feet.
written by Lo*is*Th*rou*, approved by Log
Of course, a reply in the negative would result in the provision of a stamp anyway, accompanied with the line "Well, here's one to start your collection."
written by Mo*ky *eez*e, approved by Log