Report for Louis Theroux
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SummaryPerfectly Exquisite

Ask the askee; "Do you collect stamps?" -- If yes, you get stamped on the foot. A more sophisticated variant is to ask the question: "Do you want a Shakespeare Stamp?" And when the victim says yes, shake him, "spear" him in the chest, and stamp on his feet.

Someone holds up their two forefingers in an X shape and says "Break the cross"; if you separate them, as instructed, they announce: "You killed Jesus!"