Posh
Being 'Posh Pete' for speaking with received pronunciation at a school of thick Nottinghamshire accents became even less pleasurable when the Spice Girls occurred in the late 90s. I can only agree with the bullies who beat me up for being 'Posh', and a girl and gay as a consequence.
Sharing this epithet remains, to this day, the only thing I have in common with Victoria Beckham, as unfortunately, I have never sucked her husband's cock.
written by Pe*er M*rsh*ll, approved by Ponky