Shatterproof Rulers
Well - you had to be sure.
written by an*nymo*s u*er, approved by Susan

Mr Darling, our secondary school Physics teacher took great delight in watching me snap a shatterproof ruler into pieces by mistake, whilst testing the limits of its bendiness.

"Just because it's shatter proof, doesn't mean it's unbreakable" he smugly exclaimed.

Well why didn't you tell me that before I wasted 50p on a non-indestructible ruler then, you twat? I could have bought two packets of crisps at break for that.
written by Ru*sel* Cod*, approved by Mansh

Helen Bailey walked up to the teacher's desk in Y4 of primary school, picked up her 30cm Helix shatterproof ruler and snapped it right in front of her. I was stood right next to her. Laughed my pre-pubescent cock off.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Rosy