| Report for Russell Codd | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Pending stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 5 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
At the age where "going out with someone" was simply to display a willingness to be around someone of the opposite sex, it was common to formally request a relationship with a slip of paper.
One of the tickboxes was filled in, and then sent back to the recipient. It's difficult to say whether No (rejection) or Maybe (pity) was the worst result, which is probably why the girls saw fit to add the fourth response,
[ ] stay away from me, you creepy fucking rapist
| Will you go out with me?
[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe |
One of the tickboxes was filled in, and then sent back to the recipient. It's difficult to say whether No (rejection) or Maybe (pity) was the worst result, which is probably why the girls saw fit to add the fourth response,
[ ] stay away from me, you creepy fucking rapist
The best playground insult of the 90s. After calling someone a Joey had gone out of fashion (if you were too young and didn't know who Joey Deacon was, it simply fell out of use).
Accompanied by pushing your tongue down into your bottom lip, and making mnnnnnnuuhhh-Spacker! noises.
When being particularly vicious, the insulter would also rub their now bulging bottom lip vigorously to draw attention to how much of a spacker the insultee was.
Mr Darling, our secondary school Physics teacher took great delight in watching me snap a shatterproof ruler into pieces by mistake, whilst testing the limits of its bendiness.
"Just because it's shatter proof, doesn't mean it's unbreakable" he smugly exclaimed.
Well why didn't you tell me that before I wasted 50p on a non-indestructible ruler then, you twat? I could have bought two packets of crisps at break for that.
"Just because it's shatter proof, doesn't mean it's unbreakable" he smugly exclaimed.
Well why didn't you tell me that before I wasted 50p on a non-indestructible ruler then, you twat? I could have bought two packets of crisps at break for that.