guess what?
A : Guess what? B : What? A : Good guess. Priceless.
written by Cr*ig *car*att, approved by Log
Q. Guess What?
A. What?
Q. Hotpot.
or
Q. Guess Why
A. Why?
Q. Pork Pie.
On reflection I'm a little dissapointed that we never utilised when, where, how or who. Especially who, because that rhymes with poo.
A. What?
Q. Hotpot.
or
Q. Guess Why
A. Why?
Q. Pork Pie.
On reflection I'm a little dissapointed that we never utilised when, where, how or who. Especially who, because that rhymes with poo.
written by an*nymou* us*r, approved by Log
Guess what?
What?
Lightbulb.
What?
Lightbulb.
written by R *L, approved by Log
- Guess what?
- What?
- Cold potato's ain't hot!!
- Oh.
- Hahahahahaa!
- Right.
- AHAHHHAAAARGH!!!
- What?
- Cold potato's ain't hot!!
- Oh.
- Hahahahahaa!
- Right.
- AHAHHHAAAARGH!!!
written by He*en Je*kins, approved by Log
Guess what?
A bag of snot.
Guess why?
Snot pie.
Far from being simple rhyming snot nonsense, this translates as;
A : What's that you've got there? It smells delicious.
B : It's a bag of snot, actually.
A : Oh. Suddenly it doesn't smell so delicious. Why are you carrying a bag of snot around?
B : It's the main ingredient of snot pie.
A : Oh! That suddenly sounds delicious again.
B : Yes, strange how your perceptions change with context, isn't it?
A bag of snot.
Guess why?
Snot pie.
Far from being simple rhyming snot nonsense, this translates as;
A : What's that you've got there? It smells delicious.
B : It's a bag of snot, actually.
A : Oh. Suddenly it doesn't smell so delicious. Why are you carrying a bag of snot around?
B : It's the main ingredient of snot pie.
A : Oh! That suddenly sounds delicious again.
B : Yes, strange how your perceptions change with context, isn't it?