Ayatollah Khomeini and Salman Rushdie
Song that reached the height of popularity during the Satanic Verses saga, sung to the tune of "London Bridge is falling down":
A-ya-tol-lah Kho-mei-ni, Kho-mei-ni, Kho-mei-ni
A-ya-tol-lah Kho-mei-ni, Sal-man RUSH-DIE!
A-ya-tol-lah Kho-mei-ni, Kho-mei-ni, Kho-mei-ni
A-ya-tol-lah Kho-mei-ni, Sal-man RUSH-DIE!
written by Ch*d Bud, approved by Susan