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SummaryCould Try Harder

How odd. In hot countries, most people bathe at least once a day. In fact, in my grandparents' era in India, people avoided the whites because the pikey soap-dodgers hardly ever washed.

Luckily, we now live in a time of racial tolerance and these outdated stereotypes are forgotten. See the jolly black woman bathing in the Radox advert! She is what she is.

Ah, Mr Herrington - "Technical Ted". God's gift to race relations. One winter's day, he walked Gabriel Cheung, a boarder from Hong Kong, up to the window, and, pointing to the whiteness outside said "This is snow Cheung. You've probably not seen this before."

Song that reached the height of popularity during the Satanic Verses saga, sung to the tune of "London Bridge is falling down":
A-ya-tol-lah Kho-mei-ni, Kho-mei-ni, Kho-mei-ni
A-ya-tol-lah Kho-mei-ni, Sal-man RUSH-DIE!