Poor Reasons for Detentions
My first ever detention, year 4. What for? Dunking an apple in my chocolate milk. A strange, strange, reason to punish one so young.
Next, year 8, writing 'fuck' in an essay on pirates. Pirates DO say "Fuck"! Good examples are: 'fuckin land ahoy' and 'yarrrr me fucker.' and 'fuckin shiver me fuckin timbers.'
They. DO.
Next, year 8, writing 'fuck' in an essay on pirates. Pirates DO say "Fuck"! Good examples are: 'fuckin land ahoy' and 'yarrrr me fucker.' and 'fuckin shiver me fuckin timbers.'
They. DO.
written by Da*y ., approved by Mansh
I once received a detention for being headbutted in the face during assembly. Apparently, excessive bleeding from the head and confused dizziness looks like "horseplay". I don't remember enjoying it all that much but clearly I looked like I was having a fucking marvelous time.
written by an*nymo*s *ser, left hanging by Log