Tony Hart
Further Catch 22-ery.
"Do you sleep with Tony Hart?"
When the victim (it had to be a he, for obvious reasons) replied in the negative you could smugly answer "what, you haven't got a toe a knee and a heart, cripple?"
Obviously an affirmative answer is too, too dark to even consider.
"Do you sleep with Tony Hart?"
When the victim (it had to be a he, for obvious reasons) replied in the negative you could smugly answer "what, you haven't got a toe a knee and a heart, cripple?"
Obviously an affirmative answer is too, too dark to even consider.
written by - *up*rmovi*g -, approved by Susan
Substitution of Tony Hart with Tony Hancock meant the victim would go to bed without 4 body parts, as opposed to 3. Plus, you got extra cred points for using a rude word.
written by Ka*ran *yee*ee*d, disapproved by Phil