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| Rejected stories (hidden) | 2 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 1 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
Our thrash metal band 'uncle fester' had a song called 'Bush Dog' which was all about our Sociology teacher and Sixth Form Head, Mrs Bush. Remarkably, I can still remember all the lyrics, and I lay them below for your perusal :-
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog,
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog.
(chorus)
Bush Doooooooggggggg
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog,
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog,
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog.
(chorus)
Repeat to fade
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog,
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog.
(chorus)
Bush Doooooooggggggg
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog,
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog,
Bush Dog, bush dog, bush dog.
(chorus)
Repeat to fade
Further Catch 22-ery.
"Do you sleep with Tony Hart?"
When the victim (it had to be a he, for obvious reasons) replied in the negative you could smugly answer "what, you haven't got a toe a knee and a heart, cripple?"
Obviously an affirmative answer is too, too dark to even consider.
"Do you sleep with Tony Hart?"
When the victim (it had to be a he, for obvious reasons) replied in the negative you could smugly answer "what, you haven't got a toe a knee and a heart, cripple?"
Obviously an affirmative answer is too, too dark to even consider.
Maths teacher Mr Rawlinson used to throw the board duster at us with unerring accuracy if we were misbehaving.
However, for particularly unruly acts, he kept a huge book called "My Catholic Faith" which he dragged out and whacked us on the arse with.
However, for particularly unruly acts, he kept a huge book called "My Catholic Faith" which he dragged out and whacked us on the arse with.
On an exchange visit to the French school our penpals went to, several of us were ushered into an English lesson. The teacher asked us our names, and one by one, we all answered "Eddie Skez" the strange thing was, this was not prearranged, and (obviously) there was no-one called Eddie Skez.