Robert Reptile
I forget his surname, but basically Robert was afflicted with quite possibly the most chronic case of eczema ever, and looked, well, pretty much like a very scaly reptile. Flakes were deposited wherever he went, particularly messy in high winds. Needless to say he was not overly popular with the ladies but he was one of the nicest guys in our year. In a chance meeting with Robert some years after we left school I found him almost completely cured of his skin problem and parading a cracking bird.
written by Ne*l *obin*on, disapproved by Log