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| Summary | Shows promise |
ah yes, i am reminded of this immortal exchange:
Him: "Your face is ugly."
Me: "You're a face!"
Eventually, this retort took on a life of its own, and needed not be preceded by an insult. Example:
"Do you think we should put oregano in the soup?"
"You're an oregano!"
"No YOU'RE an oregano."
"Well before i was an oregano you were an oregano first!"
...
This exchange can (and has) last for hours or even days.
Him: "Your face is ugly."
Me: "You're a face!"
Eventually, this retort took on a life of its own, and needed not be preceded by an insult. Example:
"Do you think we should put oregano in the soup?"
"You're an oregano!"
"No YOU'RE an oregano."
"Well before i was an oregano you were an oregano first!"
...
This exchange can (and has) last for hours or even days.
Consisted of about 5 or 6 people at my high school (myself included) who would break into the chemistry lab after hours and steal supplies. Dangerous tampering with volatile chemicals would naturally follow. Oddly enough, our club was sanctioned by the school, and even given school funds to work on a science fair project. Instead, we took the money and bought 12M Hydrochloric acid with it. Our crowning acheivement was the detonation of a "Thermite grenade" on school property. Only club i've ever known where gas masks were mandatory at all meetings.
The club was officially disbanded after some of our "purchases" from chemical suppliers threw up red flags with the RCMP and the Canadian Atomic Energy Board. Good times...
The club was officially disbanded after some of our "purchases" from chemical suppliers threw up red flags with the RCMP and the Canadian Atomic Energy Board. Good times...
pinfinger puppet shows
Puppets are made by making stick people out of safety pins, and attaching their arms to the index and thumb of your right hand, and the legs to the index and thumb of the left. More effective when a few people get into the act. Also works with paper clips.
(How? How does this work? Any photographs of this haunting pinfinger puppet show will be placed immediately on the front page. If Phil says it can. - Log
Puppets are made by making stick people out of safety pins, and attaching their arms to the index and thumb of your right hand, and the legs to the index and thumb of the left. More effective when a few people get into the act. Also works with paper clips.
(How? How does this work? Any photographs of this haunting pinfinger puppet show will be placed immediately on the front page. If Phil says it can. - Log