| Report for Billy Lynd | |
|---|---|
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Deleted stories | 2 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
A Durex Is Disposable After Sex
This one is simiar but may only work in a Scottish accent. We used to sing it on the bus when on exciting class outings to the park, or making bark rubbings somewhere cold and miserable:
"I want my hole, I want my hole, I want my holidays,
To see the cunt, to see the cunt to see the countryside,
Fuck you, fuck you, for curiosity,
I want my hole, I want my hole, I want my holidays
"I want my hole, I want my hole, I want my holidays,
To see the cunt, to see the cunt to see the countryside,
Fuck you, fuck you, for curiosity,
I want my hole, I want my hole, I want my holidays
We had a girl in our class who had headlice. Rumour had it that you couldn't catch them if you were more than six feet away. Her Dad's name was Stan, hence, she became "Six Foot Stan"