| Report for Peter Lynch | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 6 |
| Pending stories | 1 |
| Rejected stories (hidden) | 6 |
| Deleted stories (hidden) | 31 |
| Summary | Mean Boy |
I happen to have a doctorate in AIDS on toast so I can answer some of your questions.
AIDS is frequently applied to the toast via infected spunk, although there is a second method in which the toast is rubbed against the cock to transfer AIDS. Once someone eats it they become infected with AIDS.
A normal gay diet would probably include 2-4 slices per day, although a boy at my school managed to eat 8 slices in one day.
Since I'm straight, I have no idea what AIDS on toast would taste like.
Very informative. But oh dear, that last sentence. Condemned by your own words, Dr Lynch. - Matt
AIDS is frequently applied to the toast via infected spunk, although there is a second method in which the toast is rubbed against the cock to transfer AIDS. Once someone eats it they become infected with AIDS.
A normal gay diet would probably include 2-4 slices per day, although a boy at my school managed to eat 8 slices in one day.
Since I'm straight, I have no idea what AIDS on toast would taste like.
Very informative. But oh dear, that last sentence. Condemned by your own words, Dr Lynch. - Matt
I don't get this. Did they DNA test his poo or something? Did somebody else actually use his poo with the sole purpose of framing him?
PROBABLY still at large? No I don't get it neither. If I were you I'd make a joke of tearing the story to pieces to make the point that we don't believe him and that he was banged to rights.
I was framed for spreading shit in primary school. One lunchtime, one of my masterpieces, a large brown shit around the size of a hand grenade was applied to the walls of a boys toilet cubicle. My headmaster called an impromptu assembly at the start of the next lesson and I was blamed, but the real shit spreader is probably still at large.
Connor Hugh was the gayyest boy in the class, so I wrote a song about him. It went;
Connor Hugh,Connor Hugh,He loves to put his cock in poo.
Connor Hugh,Connor Hugh,He loves to put his cock in poo.
After the terrorist attacks, anyone who destroyed a paper aeroplane was referred to as a terrorist, and would be violently beaten. Also, hitting someone with a paper aeroplane became known as a 'September 11th' and if this happened, people would pretend to cry over the 'tragedy.'
Daniel Cooper had a younger brother who was called Mini Cooper. When Mini Cooper moved, he was accompanied by car noises. His glasses were headlights and he was frequently reminded about his 'MOT's.
I recently noticed that Oasis fruit juice bottles have 'Chug It' written on the top, followed by 'open by hand'. Beat that.
During my school days, I learned that the best way to stop pickpockets is to put a dog shit in a sandwich bag, and put it your coat pocket. You can guarantee they'll never do it again.
Aye, right. So you walked around with a dog shit in your coat pocket all day, just in case someone tried to steal your handkerchief? You've emerged as the clear winner here. You daft sod. - Matt
Aye, right. So you walked around with a dog shit in your coat pocket all day, just in case someone tried to steal your handkerchief? You've emerged as the clear winner here. You daft sod. - Matt