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SummaryMean Boy

Alex Myers wet himself,
Wet himself,
Wet himself.
Alex Myers wet himself,
WET
HIM
SELF.

Sung at my school's very own 'Myyeeerrrrs' because he once stood up from his chair in maths to reveal a wet buttock shaped patch. He never became too angry at this little chant because it meant that, for a few minutes at least, we stopped singing about the fact he fingered his dog.

Bass recorder players only ever had about 2 notes to play throughout the entire tune. But the tenor was best. Please don't print my name.
Righto.