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The pile-on takes on an even more homoerotic S&M wet play feel when Stuart Tough pisses his pants on top of everybody.

You can then, however, convince him that if he does laps of the school field for the remainder of lunch break, it will dry off so he won't be sent home.

Owen Jolly was a huge ginger kid in my year. It was a great day when we found a biology textbook with a section on metabolism that read "Fat people are often jolly."