| Report for Mr Lemon | |
|---|---|
| Approved stories | 2 |
| Rejected stories | 1 |
| Summary | Exemplary Child |
When our substitute GCSE Maths teacher accused us of being "a bunch of animals" it was immediately met by a loud chorus of monkey screams, roars and other assorted zoo-related noises.
When one young man then stood up at the back of the class and shouted "Rrrraaaaaagggggggiinnngggggg BEAST!" at the top of his lungs it all got rather too much for our teacher and she fled, never to be seen again...
When one young man then stood up at the back of the class and shouted "Rrrraaaaaagggggggiinnngggggg BEAST!" at the top of his lungs it all got rather too much for our teacher and she fled, never to be seen again...
The slightly confused announcement made in Year 8 by my friend Jon after he briefly pretended to shag a chain-link fence.
A nickname I earned thanks to my sterling efforts to stay one step ahead of the IT department, and ensure that all pupils got to look at boobs on the newly installed computers.
My budding porn empire came crashing down when I was confronted by a PE teacher holding a print-out of a picture of a lady pleasuring herself with a cucumber, and the question "is this your mum?"
My budding porn empire came crashing down when I was confronted by a PE teacher holding a print-out of a picture of a lady pleasuring herself with a cucumber, and the question "is this your mum?"