toilet, you just cleaned my
- Make a loose fist, with the thumb and forefinger hoop at the top.
- Ask a friend to put their finger into the hoop.
- Ask if they would be so kind as to wiggle their finger around for a moment.
- Inform them that they have just cleaned your toilet. With their finger.
written by Mi*e Wes*brook, approved by Susan
The comeback to this is, of course, "So you shit in your hand, then?"
written by an*nym*us us*r, approved by Ponky