brown slacks binnif
Mr. Wells was the owner of a truly vile pair of shit brown trousers. Unusually good natured mockery included the line "Those brown slacks are the business, sir!". This soon evolved into the chant of "Brown Slacks Binnif, The Binnif That You Asked For!". Sung in a hip hop style and accompanied by vague breakdancing actions.
written by Ia* Ki*g, approved by Log
I had a maths teacher with puke green/yellow piss cords, which were covered in crust of all descriptions and usually met with "Have you bought some new clothes, sir?". He picked at his arse and sniffed it. He played with the window opener. He picked his flakes. His flies were undone constantly. He kept the class in for extra time at break (we made a tally of how many times he scratched his balls and adjusted wedgies). This man taught us NOTHING. I got a D in maths.
written by Bo* C, disapproved by Phil