fuck up
Thing I accidentally said when under extreme pressure, faced with gang of big, hard older girls all shouting stuff at me.
Though it was embarrassing at the time, I have since realised, from the books of Roddy Doyle etc. that "Fuck up" is a perfectly valid and pleasing insult, combining Fuck Off, Shut Up, and, as a bonus, expressing the hope that the person it's said to will 'Fuck Up' in their future endeavours. With hindsight, I SO win, you whores.
Though it was embarrassing at the time, I have since realised, from the books of Roddy Doyle etc. that "Fuck up" is a perfectly valid and pleasing insult, combining Fuck Off, Shut Up, and, as a bonus, expressing the hope that the person it's said to will 'Fuck Up' in their future endeavours. With hindsight, I SO win, you whores.
written by Su*an To*ac*o, approved by Phil