wusty wivvets
A demonstration that people with the 'r to w' speech impediment seem hopelessly drawn to alliterative phrases. 'Sir, what are these?' 'They're wusty wivvets, boy' Reacted badly to continued ridicule when we were faced with the terrifying prospect of his "wwath".
written by Ga*th , approved by Log
used as a form of endurance abuse, a fat boy in my year with such an impedement, was ordered by fifth years to perform press ups whilst shouting 'weginald wicochet wabbit' needless to say, he would make about two before receiving a beating
written by Ch*is *arr*n, disapproved by Phil
One of our p.e. teachers had the same problem, though when one kid responded to the announcement "wight lads, we're playing wugby" with "but we'll have to cross the woad in the wain", the teacher didn't so much threaten his wwath as beat the shit out of the poor fucker.
written by da* upr*gh*, disapproved by Log