Just randomly came across (so to speak) the \"Thunder Tits\" item, and it reminded me of a teacher at my primary school called Miss Keeble, who was pleasantly endowed and who made practical use of quality engineering in the underwear department.

It being the 1970s, and what with certain stupid toys being advertised with a convenient jingle, we were inspired to sing \"Keeble\'s wobble but they don\'t fall down\" a bit. OK, a lot.

Were any other readers inspired by a unique combination of teacher\'s name, physical characteristics and contemporary popular song in such a manner?