david wilkie, i swam with
Did you swim with David Wilkie? No. Thought not. If you had swam with David Wilkie, you'd be wearing your badge.

I bet you don't even know what David Wilkie looks like. Well, he looks like the guy on my I Swam With David Wilkie badge.
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No, I haven't got Sports AIDS. Jesus, you're so jealous.
written by Jo* Blyt*, approved by Log