speednob, monster
The act of drawing a 300 foot long, fully detailed phallus in the wet sand on Tenby Beach during a Geography field trip, before teachers can descend a cliff to stop you. Chances are, however, that they will simply look dismayed and let you have your fun. Which is pretty patronising when you think about it.
written by Co*on*l F*ddru*ker, approved by Log

Not one but TWO space penises. Truly our cup runneth over. Thanks to Darren and Anonymous for these.

Yarm School, Teeside:


Bellemoor School, Southampton:
written by an*nymou* use*, Da*re* Lamb, approved by Matt