black man's wedding
A place you attend if you grass up a friend. Derived from the true poem; "I'm telling, you're smelling, You went to a black man's wedding." Studied carefully, this makes little sense, but that's OK, isn't it?
written by Hu*h M*rris*on, approved by Log

The new PC version is 'Batman's wedding' I believe.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log

I thought it was 'batman's wedding'...
written by an*ny*ous u*er, disapproved by Log

I think you'll find that the phrase is 'Have you seen a BMW today?'.

The enivitable yes answer (in posher areas anyhow) will result in much laughter and the questioner should yell,
'You saw a black man's willy!!!!URRRGH!!!'
before running gleefully away.
written by Em*Bird, deleted by Conor