join our club
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club!
But on joining this club, you didn't get a chocolate biscuit, or an after school activity. And it was 50p to join and you could only join when asked by another member. In fact, all you did was march around the playground with linked arms trying to get more people to give 50p to Dennis Chambers.
written by un*den*if*ed *ser, approved by Ponky

The song became an odd sort of game at my school. Kid A would begin singing the song from the advert: "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit ..." Kid B would join in: "Join our club!" This would go on for a minute or two, both kids singing together, then Kid A would stop singing just before the word "club". If Kid B sang the word, he or she would be ridiculed. To this day I don't get it.
written by an*nymou* u*er, left hanging by Log