smell yer ma
Usually followed by a five second fist-fight.
written by Ev*l S*bi*o, approved by Log
After a while, you may develop this by holding up items other than your finger, and changing the relative.
For instance, holding up a pencil and saying "smell your sister". Or pointing to your cock and saying "smell your dad". (Remember, it's not gay if you do the fucking, lads!)
If you happen to choose a dead relative, and they try to pull the sympathy card, just say "I know, I had terrible trouble digging them up. But all things considered, it was worth it. You should have seen us. At. It. For. Hours."
For instance, holding up a pencil and saying "smell your sister". Or pointing to your cock and saying "smell your dad". (Remember, it's not gay if you do the fucking, lads!)
If you happen to choose a dead relative, and they try to pull the sympathy card, just say "I know, I had terrible trouble digging them up. But all things considered, it was worth it. You should have seen us. At. It. For. Hours."
written by ja*an *reti*, approved by Log