The haunted door
In the infant playground there was a gap between the hall and the staffroom, with a big black door. The door never opened but when you rattled the handle, something rattled back and we'd all run off screaming.
Oh noes! Ghosts!
But later, when we were in year 6, we were sent to tidy the PE cupboard at lunchtime and we realised that THAT was the other side of the 'haunted' door! When the door handle rattled, we dutifully rattled it back to the sound of hordes of small children screaming.
This story made me feel warm.
written by Ha*nah *rski*e, approved by Mansh