Wine and cheese evening
A chap I knew at school put an advert in the local paper for an open-to-all wine and cheese evening at the private residence of Johnny Rogers, our head of sixth-form.
Imagine Johnny's surprise when three couples he didn't know interrupted his viewing of Top Gear by knocking at his door clutching Cabernet Sauvignon and a few pounds of Stilton.
I'd like to think he invited them in and made some new friends, but I suspect the world just doesn't work that way.
Imagine Johnny's surprise when three couples he didn't know interrupted his viewing of Top Gear by knocking at his door clutching Cabernet Sauvignon and a few pounds of Stilton.
I'd like to think he invited them in and made some new friends, but I suspect the world just doesn't work that way.
written by Ge*tlem*n Fa*nacks, approved by Matt