Bored of the Rings
One rainy day at school Billy the Virgin came up to us and asked us all to eagerly, if we wanted to play Lord of the rings with him. We looked at each other uncertain whether he was serious or not, until Abel said: 'ok but you can be Gimpli.' to general hilarity, which was greeted by a very hesitant 'ok' from Billy. He became known as Billy the Gimp and Forest Gimp which added to the list of names he was 'christened' with.
written by Sc*tt Le*tch, left hanging by Edward