You bum-up cats
An insult invented by Mark Dunst and lasted for some years in secondary; just another average obscenity to shout at friends and squares.
written by Wo*gy*M, approved by Ponky
We used to say "you wank cats" as an insult, until someone invented the retort "yeah, but only on Sundays!" Though the details of the case were not reported, it quickly became common law that restricting your cat-wanking to the Sabbath was a reasonable defence.
written by Pa*l Hig*ett, approved by Log