Cherry, you might be pretty but you're fucking crap.

Our school came up with a legendary way of bullying socially disadvantaged children, simply changing their name to something completely uninsulting. An uninsulting nickname when chanted repeatedly across the playground can lead to withdrawl, tears and ultimately hanging self with ones school jumper.
Examples of such were "Timothy" who we named "Timote", (at the time the object of all pre pubescent lust was the blonde woman that washed her hair in a waterfall in the timote advert) and Radford (bad enough in itself) who became "Radish".
My favourite by far was young Malcolm, who, in a rare moment of genius, was dubbed...

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"Malcolm Powder"

Quality!