rescue squadron
Being a member of Rescue Squadron involved swarming upon a small group of people in the playground and pushing them around a bit, then we'd all run off, spin around and shout 'Rescue Squadron'. This was us 'transforming'. When we'd totally transformed we'd run back to our original victims and pretend to rescue them from their attackers which usually involved jumping on them again but this time shouting 'Rescue Squadron!'. Eventually the year above formed 'Playground Patrol' to protect pupils from Rescue Squadron.
written by Ja*ed*, approved by Log

Note similarity between rescue squadron and plot for Impossible Mission 2.
written by Jo* B*yth, approved by Log

And America's middle-east policy.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Rory Bremner has left the building.
written by an*nymou* user, approved by Log