quegg
A hairless (esp. pubeless) male individual who has showered in the company of more virile boys and been seen for the queggy girl that he is.
written by An*rew*Nash, approved by Log

An example of which would be Steve Camm, who despite thinking he was uber-cool, with his blazer collar turned up and an ability to pull birds, was completely bald around his ridiculously tiny cock.
(Readers! Do you want to vent an old resentment in an unsupportable way, like Carlos the Jackal? Were you forced to imagine cool people having sex while you drew dragons, like me? If so, why not start a website about it? - Log)
written by Ca*lo* t*e J*ck*l, approved by Log