After having a minor fracas with some kids from the next door school, when we were a safe enough distance to be brave we started shouting "Fuck off, you fat bastards!" All of a sudden a fat bloke looked up from the bonnet of a car we were near and said "You what? Come here!" and started chasing us, we were scared for 10 seconds until the portly chap ran out of breath and stopped, so we stopped and I said "Knackered now eh? Fat bastard!" He got a second wind and chased us a bit more, we goaded the fat cunt into chasing us 3 more times before he realised what a sad fuck he was being and he walked home with us following him saying "Going home for a pie fatty?" Served him right for being a stupid Fat bastard!