Ooh! Betty
Tom Flight was a gifted academic but a woeful mimic. One day he did his impression of Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do Have 'em. It was shit. So shit that all those who heard it burst into laughter, misinterpreting this as encouragement to continue his skit, Flighty paused for a break in laughter before saying it again: "Ooh! Betty".
It was only after about a fortnight of regular requests for his impression before he realised we were taking the piss out of him.
written by an*ny*ous *ser, left hanging by Phil