pot pourri
15 year olds who have theoretically discovered Cannabis may smoke pot pourri, thinking that it could be a decorative form of pot. This echoes other sad attempts to get high, including dried banana skins and microwaved menthol Tunes. (Giles Bicknell)
written by Gi*es B*ck*el*, approved by Log
Ewan Thomas misunderstood the intricacies of the banana skin trick and grilled an entire banana. He then tried to smoke the charred remains in some sort of perverse Groucho Marx parody.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Log