Smartarse cunt

Seemingly ubiquitous playground ditty, wherein said freind was the proud owner of a ten foot long male member. Being naturally proud of such an organ necessitated its display to the girl-next-door. She, being no expert in either the defining characteristics of penes or members of the Sepentes Group, assumed that the affore-mentioned unit was, indeed, a snake. A mistake that that caused her to attack young William's penis with a common garden rake- resulting in it now measuring a slightly more manageable five foot four inches.