poo on a stick
An amusing but dangerous game. Placing a firm but internally succulent poo on a stick, run headlong at someone direction, with the shitty end of the stick as far away from you as possible, shouting "eeuugghh poo on a stick!!!!!" Alternatively, just firing it at some unsuspecting passer-by with absolutely no warning. Then shout "poo on a stick", to let them know what happened.
written by Jo*90 , approved by Log
Neil Woodcock (who already had enough trouble with his name, I might add) found himself battling head-to-head with Newton’s theory of gravity, when he held a stick of dog poo over his head and tried to launch it at me. The stick moved but the poo stayed where it was, for a while, anyway. Needless to say, Neil ended up with poo on his head.
written by excluded pupil, approved by Ponky