Fat Eddie
Fat Eddie used to get £3 for his dinner. In 1984.
written by Ne*l *lov*r, approved by Conor
Andrew came to school, every single day, with a packet of digestive biscuits. What a fat cunt was the general feeling until his biscuits were stolen, Andrew became extremely ill, and the children of Charlton Primary had something called 'diabetes' explained to them by spittingly-furious headmaster.
written by To*y Gr*en, approved by Conor